It’s so bloody cold that after I’ve made a cup of tea I’m going back to bed to read The Anthologist.

It’s so cold that …

  1. You can’t go skiing.  Not that I would.
  2. You can’t use the seat warming in the car; the battery’s only working at 40% of its capacity.  Too cold to warm the seats, oh the irony!

Tomorrow: Absolute Zero.

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