Thanks to Language Hat, we have this great poem by the great Australian, John Kinsella. Kinsella is a vegan. It is published in this week’s New Yorker magazine.
Goat gone feral comes in where the fence is open
comes in and makes hay and nips the tree seedlings
and climbs the granite and bleats, through its line-
through-the-bubble-of-a-spirit-level eyes it tracks
our progress and bleats again. Its Boer heritage
is scripted in its brown head, floppy basset-hound ears,
and wind-tunnelled horns, curved back for swiftness.
Boer goats merged prosaically into the feral population
to increase carcass quality. To make wild meat. Purity
cult of culling made vastly more profitable. It’s a narrative.
Goat has one hoof missing—just a stump where it kicks
and scratches its chin, back left leg hobbling, counter-
balanced on rocks. Clots of hair hang like extra legs
off its flanks. It is beast to those who’d make devil
out of it, conjure it as Pan in the frolicking growth
of the rural, an easer of their psyches when drink
and blood flow in their mouths. To us, it is Goat
who deserves to live and its “wanton destruction”
the ranger cites as reason for shooting on sight
looks laughable as new houses go up, as dozers
push through the bush, as goats in their pens
bred for fibre and milk and meat nibble forage
down to the roots. Goat can live and we don’t know
its whereabouts. It can live outside nationalist tropes.
Its hobble is powerful as it mounts the outcrop
and peers down the hill. Pathetic not to know
that it thinks as hard as we do, that it can loathe
and empathize. Goat tells me so. I am being literal.
It speaks to me and I am learning to hear it speak.
It knows where to find water when there’s no water
to be found—it has learned to read the land
in its own lifetime and will breed and pass its learning
on and on if it can. Goat comes down and watches
us over its shoulder, shits on the wall of the rainwater
tank—our lifeline—and hobbles off
to where it prays, where it makes art.
Not bad at all. I like Aussie poetry; my favourite tiny excerpt is from Les Murray’s “Cell DNA”:
“life’s slim volume / spirally bound”.
Not at all bad, eh?
Oi, Crown, has news of the Libdemessiah Mr Nick Clog reached “To Noroway, to Noroway,
To Noroway o’er the foam”?
Yes, we know of Nick, he took part in a production of Waiting For Godot in Minnesota. What do you think of him?
I didn’t know of Les Murray, though. I was thinking of Les Patterson.
Clog? I fear that he’s another Toni Blair, with the added disadvantage of having a higher IQ. On the other hand, Mrs Clog might well be sane and blessed with propriety.
I didn’t know she was an estate agent.
How odd. I gathered she was still a faithhead.
Ah well.
Experience shows that there are otherwise sane people who believe in skyfairies – odd but true. On the subject of Mrs Clog, Crown’s remark reminds me that, even worse, she’s a lawyer, so my hopes that she’s a better person than Mrs Blair may be hopelessly naif. My own vote is still on offer to the first party to promise to hang Mr Blair. If they sold tickets they could clear the National Debt. That’s what I call a radical economic policy.
Expensive tickets: 60 mill. Britons @ 500 quid per Brit = ₤30 billion = “the black hole”
I don’t know why you assume that only Brits would pay to see Mr Blair hanged.
Yeah, you’ve got a good point there. Brits might want to pay the most, though.
Hmmm. Has anyone ever seen mrss Clog and Blair together?
Much though I’d like to see Blair hanged in the entrails of Bush, I’m afraid that my ethics force me to stick to my distaste for the deathpenalty. If I’m annoyed they hanged Saddam, I can hardly get behind having Bush and BushLite drawn and quartered.
But enough about me. Let’s have some GOATS!