Recent pictures of the Queen meeting with Mr David Cameron at Buckingham Palace expose the enormous height discrepancy between the monarch and the new prime minister.  Experts who believe that the Queen is shrinking say that it is


Artist’s impression of the shrinking monarch.

still too early to predict whether she will vanish and collapse in on herself, creating the first Royal Black Hole.  A spokesman for the metropolitan police expressed “cautious optimism” today over hopes that the Royal Black Hole could ease rush-hour traffic in the vicinity of The Mall and Constitution Hill.