In  the last post, dearie mentioned “niff”; it’s defined by the free dictionary as “a distinctive odor that is offensively unpleasant”.  It reminds me that when we have a heatwave, northern peoples are prone to all sorts of unusual ailments.  My wife woke me at four this morning, yelling “Musky toes!”.  This was new to me.  So, after repeating it several times, it was a relief when I realised she had only been woken by something like an aircraft noise.